Trainer: Ok, so if you’re attacked-
Me: Sonic it.
Me: Get the salt.
Me: Fake your own death.
Me: Expelliarmus.
Me: Use the Force.
Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn’t work?
Me: Stick ‘em with the pointy end.
Trainer: Ok, so if you’re attacked-
Me: Sonic it.
Me: Get the salt.
Me: Fake your own death.
Me: Expelliarmus.
Me: Use the Force.
Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn’t work?
Me: Stick ‘em with the pointy end.
