Trainer: Ok, so if you’re attacked- Me: Sonic it. Me: Get the salt. Me: Fake your own death. Me: Expelliarmus. Me: Use the Force. Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn’t work? Me: Stick ‘em with the pointy end.
327605824Girl:I'm having heart surgery today.Boy:I know.Girl:I love you! Boy:I love you more! *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* Girl:Where is he? Dad:Don't you know who gave you the heart? Girl:(Starts crying) Dad:I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.17591421113